Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

Click here for more details on venue, buggy parking etc.


We are so excited to be back with live shows, every month at the gorgeous Orchard Theatre.

This fabulous venue in the heart of Dartford has a full bar, yummy bar food and a designated buggy park*.

Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £12 in advance / £13 on the door

(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)

*please note buggies cannot be parked in the performance space, there is a separate buggy park, so please bring a bassinet / car seat/ sling etc if you think you will need one.

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 15 months old

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests!


Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

who’s coming to play?

Monday 17th October at 12pm

Pat Monohan"Gifted Livewire" The Standard
Carly SmallmanCo-Creator of BYOBaby Comedy and Star of ITV and BBC
Ben Clover"Inventive and Savvy" Chortle

Monday 14th November at 12pm

Sarah Iles"Never Fails to Deliver" Chortle
MC Alyssa KyriaCo Founder of BYOB Comedy and "Hilarious!" Netmums
mark cram
Mark Cram"Clever and Fearless" Just for Laughs