Dartford

where?

Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

Click here for more details on venue, buggy parking etc.

when?

Regular shows at the Orchard Theatre. Check below for dates.
Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £12 in advance / £13 on the door

(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 15 months old

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests!

 

Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

Who’s Coming to Play?

Monday 20th April

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Gordon Southern"Fast-Paced, Feel-Good Comedy at Its Best" Broadway Baby
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MC Carly Smallman"Smutty, Outspoken Jollity" The Telegraph
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Nico Yearwood"Laid Back, but Relentless Joke Teller" Broadway Baby
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Bring Your Own Baby are so excited to be launching our new online show:

Lockdown Laughs for Parents!

We will be live on Youtube and our Facebook page every Thursday at 8.30pm, starting next week:

Thursday 9th April

So put the kids to bed, get a drink, grab a seat and get ready for a laugh. 

The world has gone mad - it's either laugh or cry - so lets laugh!  We have got together the best comics in the UK - most of which are parents on lockdown too - to bring you parents some much needed giggles!

The show is going to be interactive - we will be reading our your funny lockdown stories and getting you all involved, as well as bringing you awesome comedy - with a brand new line up every week.

Subscribe to our Youtube or like our Facebook page to tune in!