Dartford

where?

Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

Click here for more details on venue, buggy parking etc.

when?

Regular shows at the Orchard Theatre. Check below for dates.
Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £12 in advance / £13 on the door

(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 15 months old

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests!

 

Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

Who’s Coming to Play?

Monday 9th March

juliet-meyers
Juliet Meyers"Excellent" Time Out
alyssa
MC Alyssa Kyria - aka the Funny Mummy"Sensational" The Mirror
wendy-wason
Wendy Wason"Hysterical" Jimmy Carr

Monday 20th April

gordon-southern
Gordon Southern"Fast-Paced, Feel-Good Comedy at Its Best" Broadway Baby
carly-smallman
MC Carly Smallman"Smutty, Outspoken Jollity" The Telegraph
nico-yearwood
Nico Yearwood"Laid Back, but Relentless Joke Teller" Broadway Baby
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