Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

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Regular shows at the Orchard Theatre. Check below for dates.
Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £11 in advance / £12 on the door

(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 12 months old
* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 12 month age limit for our younger guests!

Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

Monday 13th May

Rory O'Hanlon"Absolutely Amazing" XFM
Greg Faulkner
Greg Faulkner"An Astonishing Range of Voices, Facial Expressions and Mimicry" Good Ship Comedy
Alyssa Kyria aka The Funny Mummy"Sensational" The Mirror

Monday 10th June

Kate Smurthwaite"A Powerhouse" The Spectator
MC Carly Smallman"Smutty, Outspoken Jollity" The Telegraph
Someone Very FunnyTo Be Announced Soon

more dates coming soon…

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