Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

Click here for more details on venue, buggy parking etc.


We are so excited to be back with live shows, every month at the gorgeous Orchard Theatre.

This fabulous venue in the heart of Dartford has a full bar, yummy bar food and a designated buggy park*.

Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £12 in advance / £13 on the door

(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)

*please note buggies cannot be parked in the performance space, there is a separate buggy park, so please bring a bassinet / car seat/ sling etc if you think you will need one.

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 15 months old

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests!


Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

who’s coming to play?

Monday 19th September at 12pm

Dana Alexander"Gift from the Comedy Gods" The Herald
MC Alyssa Kyria"Sensational" The Mirror
stefano paulini
Stefano Paolini"An obvious star" The Scotsman