Dartford
where?
Orchard Theatre
Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED
A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!
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when?
We will be back as soon as we can – we miss you!
Regular shows at the Orchard Theatre. Check below for dates.
Doors open 11:30, show starts 12pm
Tickets Price: £12 in advance / £13 on the door
(adult ticket only required – babies come for free!)
Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 15 months old
* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests!
Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable
Who’s Coming to Play?
We will be back soon – we miss you!

Gordon Southern"Fast-Paced, Feel-Good Comedy at Its Best" Broadway Baby

MC Carly Smallman"Smutty, Outspoken Jollity" The Telegraph

Nico Yearwood"Laid Back, but Relentless Joke Teller" Broadway Baby
