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where we're playing...

Orchard Theatre
Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED

about the venue...

A stunning theatre in the heart of Dartford!

Please note that buggies are not permitted in the performance space and a buggy park will be provided. Please bring a sling or car seat if your baby would like to relax during the show. 

Click here for more details on venue, buggy parking etc.




ticket prices |

£12 / £13

Admissions: Adults over 16 years and babies under 15 months.

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 15 month age limit for our younger guests! 

Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

when we're playing...

Dartford Monday January 16th – 12pm


Ariadne The Greek WAG

"Sensational!" The Mirror
Laura Smyth

Laura Smyth

Winner : Funny Women 2019

MC Carly Smallman

Star of ITV and BBC / Co-Creator of BYOBaby Comedy