We are coming back!! Whoop! XXX 

We are so excited to be back (again – please don’t change your mind Boris!) in Brighton at our temporary new home, the incredible Shelter Hall, on the Brighton promenade for sensational socially distanced shows:

Kings Road Arches, Shelter Hall, Brighton BN1 1NB

You are in for a real treat at this fabulous venue! Not only is there a fully licensed bar plus coffees to die for – but there is also a range of gourmet street food – yum!

To adhere to government guidelines, and so that you feel safe and can relax with your friends and your baby, we are running the shows a little differently at the moment:

Table Tickets: £36 


We are selling ‘table tickets’ for this show, in order to make sure that we adhere to the rule of 6 and so that we are able to run these fab shows for you and your gorgeous babies.  Each ticket includes entry for up to 3 adults and up to 3 babies (babies count in the rule of 6 – bit silly in our opinion but hey ho!).

By purchasing this ticket you are confirming that you will adhere to the government guidelines for the rule of 6. 

Once you have purchased your ticket, please drop us an email at to let us know the number of adults / babies in your group, so we can organise a great table for your party. If you wish to purchase an additional adult ticket (i.e if you have less than 3 babies in your group) then you can do this via email also.

We are working together with Shelter Hall  to make sure we all stay safe and have a fantastic time. Here are the ways in which our shows run a little differently at the moment:


  • Buggy Parking

Space is limited, therefore Buggies will not be allowed in the performance space itself,  we will be providing a dedicated buggy park for our guests. Please bring a car seat, sling, bassinet etc for your baby if you wish, for during the show.

If you are able to bring a sling, rather than a buggy generally, that would be wonderful, as buggy parking is limited, but if you need to bring your buggy that is no problem.


  • Face Masks

The new government rules state that face masks need to be worn by adults on entering the venue, and when moving around the venue. You do not need to wear a mask while seated.


  • Baby Age Limit : 12 months

Sadly we have had to reduce the age limit, so that our little guests are babes in arms, in order to keep social distancing possible at our shows. We hope we can change this soon.


  • Click and Collect Food and Drinks Service

Shelter Hall will be providing a fabulous clic and collect service of yummy food and drinks, which you order via your phone and collect from the bar. We kindly ask that you collect your food and drinks before the show, during the interval and/or after the show so as not to disrupt the show itself.


  • Baby Changing

Please bring your own baby changing mat. We will be providing a baby changing area, with bin, alongside the venue’s own baby changing table, but please bring your own mat. You can also change your baby at your table if you prefer.


  • Advance booking only

Tickets can be purchased in advance only for the this show.


  • Staggered arrival times

We will be operating staggered arrival times, and will email you with your arrival slot prior to the show.


Many thanks and see you there! If you have any questions, please drop us a line at

lots of love,

Alyssa and Carly x


Doors open at 10.45am for an 11.30am kick off!
Ticket Price: £11 in advance plus booking fee

Admissions: Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 12 months old

* Please note : our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 12 month age limit for our younger guests!


Please note that tickets are non refundable and non transferable

who’s coming to play?

Tuesday May 25th at 11:30am at Shelter Hall

funny mummy
The Funny Mummy aka Alyssa Kyria"Sensational!" The Mirror
MC Carly Smallman"Smutty, Outspoken Jolity" The Telegraph
Rory O'Hanlon"Absolutely Amazing!" XFM